From The Monday-hating new contributor

Tracy May have drank Too Many bottles of wine with Alex and the rest of Their Massive party on Friday, but thankfully They Moved on from Motorino with Two Much-appreciated pizzas in hand.

Tolerable Muffins?

This Man is a Total Maniac but To the Max funny.

To Me trying To Make This Martini or That Martini...

TONIGHT'S MESS:

Tonight's Moments will be spent on the Top Mezzanine of pianos.

Ten Manic hours of work as a barback...

Tanqueray Martinis, Tequila-topped Margaritas, Tasty Mojitos, True Manhattans, Tap Motions, Twisty Muddling, Tonic Mixed, Tips Made, but all Totally not Mine.

TODAY'S MISFORTUNE:

I'm a Topnotch Mixologist who's Trapped Mistaken as a barback.

This past Monday, i Totally Made rounds with resumes at bars To Make new work.

bartend Tonight? Maybe not. Tomorrow, Maybe.

From The (E)Mail - Holiday Edition

Thanks MLK for those who have This Monday off of work.

Thinking Monetarily

Tanking Markets (duh)

This Means... Two Mega-bottles of wine will be toted To Motorino for a BYOB dinner.

Total Money-saver.

Cha-Ching! 

Tough Morning

Too Much - Thoughtful Meditation in yoga yesterday led to Tight Muscles and Trouble Making - it out of bed.

Shout out To My gym - New York Health and Racquet Club!

Taint Massage??

totally moreso TUG ME

From The (E)Mail

too many

(photo credit)

From Katie... re: last night 

"Toilet Messages"