From The Monday-hating new contributor

Tracy May have drank Too Many bottles of wine with Alex and the rest of Their Massive party on Friday, but thankfully They Moved on from Motorino with Two Much-appreciated pizzas in hand.

Tolerable Muffins?

This Man is a Total Maniac but To the Max funny.

To Me trying To Make This Martini or That Martini...

TONIGHT'S MESS:

Tonight's Moments will be spent on the Top Mezzanine of pianos.

Ten Manic hours of work as a barback...

Tanqueray Martinis, Tequila-topped Margaritas, Tasty Mojitos, True Manhattans, Tap Motions, Twisty Muddling, Tonic Mixed, Tips Made, but all Totally not Mine.

TODAY'S MISFORTUNE:

I'm a Topnotch Mixologist who's Trapped Mistaken as a barback.

This past Monday, i Totally Made rounds with resumes at bars To Make new work.

bartend Tonight? Maybe not. Tomorrow, Maybe.

From The (E)Mail - Holiday Edition

Thanks MLK for those who have This Monday off of work.

Thinking Monetarily

Tanking Markets (duh)

This Means... Two Mega-bottles of wine will be toted To Motorino for a BYOB dinner.

Total Money-saver.

Cha-Ching! 

Tough Morning

Too Much - Thoughtful Meditation in yoga yesterday led to Tight Muscles and Trouble Making - it out of bed.

Shout out To My gym - New York Health and Racquet Club!

Taint Massage??

totally moreso TUG ME

From The (E)Mail

too many

(photo credit)

From Katie... re: last night 

"Toilet Messages"

Texting Mistresses

Tits McGhee

Trancy Moved

Update: Tracy Moved

To Manhattan

This Means...

totally mega-awesome posts from two more places (bklyn and manhattan)!

To my friends in Nebraska - Tracy Misses you!

Time to Take-over Manhattan!

Tasteful Mullet?

TM

Travel Much?

That Month (june), i Traveled Much.

-became a Total Maniac at The Music festival: wakarusa
-went To The Munson's To Master the way of the cowboy


This Month (july), i'm Traveling MORE.

-To My Mom's for the 4th
-Touring the Metro with lincolnites the next week for The Music of feist (Traveling Musician at The Memorial park)
-Then Maybe to The Middle of nebraska for some TOTAL Manny and ryan head in kearney
-Too Much? There's More: im goin' Totally Manhattan to The Max the last week of The Month

Traveling Monster!

Tender Muscles

After riding Through Massive acreages on Tamed Mustangs for Too Much Time, My back and butt are Tight Motherfuckers!

I need To Mention, our return trip was Timed Magnifiscently. I arrived To Marz at exactly FOUR. Tell Me about TIME MANAGEMENT.

Thanks Mary (and Bordy)!

Just got home from The Munsons,

had The Most fun ever!

No Thawed Meat-loaf...only delicacies.

We learned about Tanya Mahoney and her sister Tina Mahoney.   

Now Tracy's Moaning over the bruises and sunburn that kicked in This Morning.

'Think Morrison' in the desert...

Transcendental Masturbation

Went to the gym today...

Total Manslaughter.

...but, you should see my Tight Muscles!

Red Background?

Tracy's Maximum