To Many drinks tonight...

To My fellow Typing Maniacs: lets get our TM acts in gear!

Lets see more Top-notch Messages and posts in The Months to come.

Also, Totally Make sure to have Too Many drinks This Marvelous New Years Eve.

xo,
kfarbs

The Message to The Manager

"Text Me the bill rate" - coworker 1 to coworker 2 while heading off to a client visit.

Twas The Most perfect TM moment during The Midday afternoon slump.

Tummy Malady

Today My Total Malignance for Today's Monday kept me Thoroughly in My bed This Morning due to a Tummy Malady from food poisoning.

This Monday's Twinkling Moon

TM

Thursday's Magic

Today's Most totally Thursday, Man.

Tonight's Mischief

Tortilla Memories were Totally Made during Tonight's Memories, Throwing Margaritas into our Thirsty Mouths. The Terrible Mistress That Made bingo calls was TM, TM, TM. The Mixologist was Too Militant. and Tequila's Missing until Three More shots sit in front of This Mofo. Thanks Maams (rebecca and katie) for Throwing at Me your Tequila Mugs.

Titanic Masquerade

If my sources Tell Me the truth, than the young Alex J is to return to the Tawdry Metropolis some call Gotham this very weekend. If that is correct, than clearly a TITANIC MASQUERADE is in order. A Saturnalia so decadent that even the most Tarnished Miscreants will have to acknowledge that it befit the return of The Marverlous Alex Jochim.  

This May

Is anyone else as excited for the coming of This Month as I am? The Monotony of a Terrible, Mania-inducing winter is finally over!

Today Marks the beginning of long-awaited warm weather where we can wear Trendy Madras outfits, Toast Mid-day cocktails outside, and Take Many long walks outside.

To My favorite city dwellers: here's To Much summer fun, To Many travels outside of the hot city, and To Mischievously and hopefully convincing Harper to come back (which is perhaps The Most important TM of all).

Tortilla Monday redux?

Tommorw, Matt Thinks Maybe Tortilla Might be a good idea. The Monday blues should be warded away with Tasty Margatias, Tomfoolery and Mayhem. 

TRIO MESSAGE

The Marijuana smoking and Taquito Munching Takes Much Time; That Means The Men That Talk Much and Taint Massage Tantric Munchkins Totally Masturbate Ten Minutes Toward Mysticism.

Tracy's Mad about Tragic Mass growth This Month.

Katie drank Too Many Tonic Marvels while Texting Madly To Mystery Man.

Try Matt: no, Too Much pressure. Tomorrow Maybe.

Alex's turn, Tranny Mentions and Tortured Mammals (specifically hamsters, baby owls and hedgehogs) Turned our Man into a Total Mohican (or a hasidic hispanic??).

Dave's Trimmed Man-shorts were Too Masculine for Table Manners To Monopolizise The Mayhem.

Totally Metal Steve Told Many Tales, about Tuned Musicians and Tainted Manhoods.

Today May be a little sun induced Tranny Mayhem, but That's My kind of night.

Till 'Morrow. xo Gossip Girl.

Tortilla Mayhem

Hey yall.

Thanks for Too Much Trouble Making before The Middle of the week was even here!

Tortilla Flats on Monday!! woot woot

And shout out to Katie - The Mega-amazing Bingo Champ!!!!

The Maiden voyage

This Man's gonna Take Myself and bike To Manhattan for The Maiden voyage of Tracy's (now) Mine bicycle!

Traveling Masterfully due to no helmet...wish for Total Maneuvering if Traffic Masses.

Too Many Margaritas...

Tracy's boss may have encouraged "Too Many Margaritas"

This May make Tracy Mucho drunk.

oops. 

ToMorrow is going To Make me sad. 

Miss Tracy's Man Too Much. 

TM

TM.
Today, My only TM is TM.

The Minimum.

It's Thursday Man

This may be a great idea....

to meet at Leigon tonight for...

Tasty Mixed-Drinks!

The Mondays

Today May be The Most I have felt The Mondays in a while.

It's raining, and Time Moved (thanks daylight savings...)

ps. visiting the good ole birthplace of TM - Lincoln NE 

Toddys Maybe? 

Taxing Me

The Man is Totally Makin Me Take More Time To Manage My Taxes This Month. Turbo-Tax Makes Things Much easier.

Thanks Mom

Thanks Mom, you took good care of me.

Alex and Katie managed To Make me smile.

To all TMs out there - come to my house friday and help me drink The Massive amounts of Trader's Magnificent wine I am buying today!

Trained Monkey?

I feel like this today.

To Marijuana

The Most embarrassing part is This Man hails from The Merry state of nebraska.

TO MARIJUANA

The Messy Monday

Today's Mess from The March winter storm put a damper on This Monday's Too-early Morning.

Thankfully My weekend was Totally aMazing due To Many hours spent with some of The Most fun people ever.


Can't wait To Most definitely repeat The Moments again ASAP.

The Midday TM update

After being a Terrible Mess with a sinus infection all week, I'm Totally Making up for lost time with the Two Men of Williamsburg To (Maybe) consume a lot of wine and To Makebelieve Harper isn't going back to Sweden.

Too Much of my time has not been spent on you Tranny Messes.

Totally Missing you.

Too Much of my time has not been spent on you Tranny Messes.

Totally Missing you.

Tracy's Missing

Tracy's Missing and Lil K's Totally Missing too.

What can be done To Make These Mistresses begin To Make more posts on TM?

Wanna Take Magic into your own hands? Join The Marvelous TM TeaM.....
send an email To Me @ ajochim1@gmail.com

Totes-a-Million

The Manic Monday

After a series of Tedious Meetings This Monday, I'm Totally More optimistic about This woMan's future!

TUESDAY MADNESS!

TODAY'S MOON is Totally Massive btw. It's full.

Temporarily Mood-altered

Tricolor Man

This Moment was Taken Maybe Two or More weeks past. was on The Metro when a Traditionally Meant "TM" climbed in. They Masked Three Mismatched colors, looking Totally Mad. Colin noted that This Man-tran was a TM Tricolor Man.

That's Magnificent.

From The Monday-hating new contributor

Tracy May have drank Too Many bottles of wine with Alex and the rest of Their Massive party on Friday, but thankfully They Moved on from Motorino with Two Much-appreciated pizzas in hand.

Tolerable Muffins?

This Man is a Total Maniac but To the Max funny.

To Me trying To Make This Martini or That Martini...

TONIGHT'S MESS:

Tonight's Moments will be spent on the Top Mezzanine of pianos.

Ten Manic hours of work as a barback...

Tanqueray Martinis, Tequila-topped Margaritas, Tasty Mojitos, True Manhattans, Tap Motions, Twisty Muddling, Tonic Mixed, Tips Made, but all Totally not Mine.

TODAY'S MISFORTUNE:

I'm a Topnotch Mixologist who's Trapped Mistaken as a barback.

This past Monday, i Totally Made rounds with resumes at bars To Make new work.

bartend Tonight? Maybe not. Tomorrow, Maybe.

From The (E)Mail - Holiday Edition

Thanks MLK for those who have This Monday off of work.

Thinking Monetarily

Tanking Markets (duh)

This Means... Two Mega-bottles of wine will be toted To Motorino for a BYOB dinner.

Total Money-saver.

Cha-Ching! 

Tough Morning

Too Much - Thoughtful Meditation in yoga yesterday led to Tight Muscles and Trouble Making - it out of bed.

Shout out To My gym - New York Health and Racquet Club!

Taint Massage??

totally moreso TUG ME

From The (E)Mail

too many

(photo credit)

From Katie... re: last night 

"Toilet Messages"