Tortilla Memories were Totally Made during Tonight's Memories, Throwing Margaritas into our Thirsty Mouths. The Terrible Mistress That Made bingo calls was TM, TM, TM. The Mixologist was Too Militant. and Tequila's Missing until Three More shots sit in front of This Mofo. Thanks Maams (rebecca and katie) for Throwing at Me your Tequila Mugs.
If my sources Tell Me the truth, than the young Alex J is to return to the Tawdry Metropolis some call Gotham this very weekend. If that is correct, than clearly a TITANIC MASQUERADE is in order. A Saturnalia so decadent that even the most Tarnished Miscreants will have to acknowledge that it befit the return of The Marverlous Alex Jochim.
Is anyone else as excited for the coming of This Month as I am? The Monotony of a Terrible, Mania-inducing winter is finally over!
Today Marks the beginning of long-awaited warm weather where we can wear Trendy Madras outfits, Toast Mid-day cocktails outside, and Take Many long walks outside.
To My favoritecity dwellers: here's To Much summer fun, To Many travels outside of the hot city, and To Mischievously and hopefully convincing Harper to come back (which is perhaps The Most important TM of all).
The Marijuana smoking and Taquito Munching Takes Much Time; That Means The Men That Talk Much and Taint Massage Tantric Munchkins Totally Masturbate Ten Minutes Toward Mysticism.
Tracy's Mad about Tragic Mass growth This Month.
Katie drank Too Many Tonic Marvels while Texting Madly To Mystery Man.
Try Matt: no, Too Much pressure. Tomorrow Maybe.
Alex's turn, Tranny Mentions and Tortured Mammals (specifically hamsters, baby owls and hedgehogs) Turned our Man into a Total Mohican (or a hasidic hispanic??).
Dave's Trimmed Man-shorts were Too Masculine for Table Manners To Monopolizise The Mayhem.
Totally Metal Steve Told Many Tales, about Tuned Musicians and Tainted Manhoods.
Today May be a little sun induced Tranny Mayhem, but That's My kind of night.