This May

Is anyone else as excited for the coming of This Month as I am? The Monotony of a Terrible, Mania-inducing winter is finally over!

Today Marks the beginning of long-awaited warm weather where we can wear Trendy Madras outfits, Toast Mid-day cocktails outside, and Take Many long walks outside.

To My favorite city dwellers: here's To Much summer fun, To Many travels outside of the hot city, and To Mischievously and hopefully convincing Harper to come back (which is perhaps The Most important TM of all).

Tortilla Monday redux?

Tommorw, Matt Thinks Maybe Tortilla Might be a good idea. The Monday blues should be warded away with Tasty Margatias, Tomfoolery and Mayhem. 

TRIO MESSAGE

The Marijuana smoking and Taquito Munching Takes Much Time; That Means The Men That Talk Much and Taint Massage Tantric Munchkins Totally Masturbate Ten Minutes Toward Mysticism.

Tracy's Mad about Tragic Mass growth This Month.

Katie drank Too Many Tonic Marvels while Texting Madly To Mystery Man.

Try Matt: no, Too Much pressure. Tomorrow Maybe.

Alex's turn, Tranny Mentions and Tortured Mammals (specifically hamsters, baby owls and hedgehogs) Turned our Man into a Total Mohican (or a hasidic hispanic??).

Dave's Trimmed Man-shorts were Too Masculine for Table Manners To Monopolizise The Mayhem.

Totally Metal Steve Told Many Tales, about Tuned Musicians and Tainted Manhoods.

Today May be a little sun induced Tranny Mayhem, but That's My kind of night.

Till 'Morrow. xo Gossip Girl.

Tortilla Mayhem

Hey yall.

Thanks for Too Much Trouble Making before The Middle of the week was even here!

Tortilla Flats on Monday!! woot woot

And shout out to Katie - The Mega-amazing Bingo Champ!!!!

The Maiden voyage

This Man's gonna Take Myself and bike To Manhattan for The Maiden voyage of Tracy's (now) Mine bicycle!

Traveling Masterfully due to no helmet...wish for Total Maneuvering if Traffic Masses.

Too Many Margaritas...

Tracy's boss may have encouraged "Too Many Margaritas"

This May make Tracy Mucho drunk.

oops. 

ToMorrow is going To Make me sad. 

Miss Tracy's Man Too Much.